Nice try, jackass.
If you didn’t see Rev. Wright’s speech that CNN showed the other night, or haven’t watched any clips, you’re so missing out. Mostly on the lesson that black people and white people are, in fact, genetically different (apparently the billions of Arabs, Asians, and Indians do not count in this equation). For example, white babies learn from objects hung over their cribs, while black babies learn from a person.
My mom will be disappointed to know that she didn’t teach her four children the Proper White Method, since she didn’t do what all the other whiteys do, which is stick a baby in a crib and hang shit over it and leave it alone. No seriously. That’s what he said.
Wright also went on and on about how historically, “people” believed that different meant deficient. Except the only examples he gives, which are many, were all the ways honkeys viewed the differences of blacks as deficient. Such as, lovers of Mozart thought lovers of jazz were deficient. He goes on…and on…and on about this. It’s always Whitey hating on Darkey. He never breathes a single word about any of the ways blacks themselves have been just as racist and dickheaded as everyone else. Which they always have been and still are now.
He also goes into great detail about how honkeys are left-brained (logical, problem-solving) while blacks are right-brained (creative, intuitive). No “some”, no “generally” - it’s as though he has taken the Human Genome Project and analyzed it himself and come up with these simple facts, which are not facts at all but garden-variety bullshit. I wonder what the authors of the Bell Curve would think about it. You know, those guys who were excoriated for suggesting there are genetic differences in the brains of different races.
What’s funny about watching Rev. Wright stand at a podium and rant about “blackness” is that that guy is about as black as my dad. He’s going on about how blacks and whites are inherently different because of heritage, but sorry dude. You obviously have just as much European blood in you as African. How about Obama? He’s half and half. Oh wait, I bet I know the answer: mixed-race people are the ideal? Perfect humans, using both sides of their brains? I mean really, where else do you take his argument?
Whatever. My tooth still hurts and I’m going to the doctor. Michelle Malkin has a clip of the speech; you really should let the expert adjust your paradigm and get you on the right track to truly understanding how incredibly awesome Africans are and how oppressive and racist Caucasians are. Only then can we make Progress. Hopechange!
i don’t wish to pick nits, but in the fourth graph someone should be right brained. otherwise, well said.
i believe the good rev. said blacks are right brained.
[Oops. Duh. I wrote it in a hurry, which I should learn to never do. Typo fixed and thanks!! - Rachel]
April 28th, 2008 at 8:53 amWhich all just brings us back to the simple fact that mr. wright is merely one more garden variety racist asshole. (I’m not even - for now - going to comment on his marxist “theology”)
April 28th, 2008 at 9:07 amWhat a tool.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:09 amIt is a known fact. That Wright is a believer in the doctrine of “Liberation Theology”
This is, in fact, a MARXIST Doctrine. This guy is nothing more, than a BLACK COMMIE.
If Obama agrees with ANY aspect of this mans theology or beliefs, he is a Marxist as well. Which is a form of communism.
and we wanna make this house Negro President?!?!?!
Makes me want to flee to Canada!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:14 amHe’s digging himself deeper every time he opens his stupid trap. You know, if he had just admitted that the things he said were misguided & divisive and he was sorry I think I could have gotten past it. But NOW?!? And oh yeah, distance yourself all you want from this idiot Barak, you still said he was your mentor & spiritual adviser. Anyone who took advise from him looks pretty dumb now, eh?
April 28th, 2008 at 9:20 amI just love that they can’t shut this guy up. The truth is setting the Obamessiah’s inner racist free!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:36 amWatch out, Rachel. If you point out how extreme Wright’s views are, then YOU are a racist. John McCain and the New York Times both say so.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:38 amRachel,
Don’t you know that until white folk spend 300 years kissing up to the new overlords to make up for the 300 years of slavery in the United States (never mind that the country isn’t that old) there can be no justice?
Oh, and don’t forget you can’t judge a person by what they say, you have to judge them by what they say they said.
Get with it.
/snark off.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:43 amRight now, Barack Obama is in a fetal position, slowly rocking back and forth, moaning.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:44 amGod bless Reverend Wright… no no no… God DAMN Reverend Wright.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:51 amMy oh my, the audacity of racism.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:01 amRev. Wright is the gift that keeps on giving, just like Obama the longer he stays in the Prez race.
It rarely escapes our notice how whenever the subject or debate of race comes up, it is nearly always whites vs blacks. Not that we the ABCs (American Born Chinese) are anxious about being left out.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:06 amRachel: Was Dr. Wright (Ph.D. Biology & Genetics) so kind as to provide us with the address where we should send our reparations checks? Or should I just send it to “Jeremiah’s Genetic Research Labs?”
April 28th, 2008 at 10:12 amI TRIED to watch the man speak, I really tried. I just couldn’t. The tone of his voice sounds like the screech of a bobcat if you shoved a white-hot piece of jagged metal up his butt. And he made about as much sense, too.
It simply was too excrutiatingly painful to watch, while knowing that millions of idiots were simultaneously gobbling it all up and loving it.
Plus, there’s just something about a self-hating white man who pretends to be a black pastor. I mean, when Sasha Cohen played his Ali G role, he convinced a number of people (in England) that he was actually black - and that was some funny shit - see, it was comedy.
But Rev. White hasn’t had any luck with his joke. Nobody seems to get it.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:14 amRachel, you should seriously find some pithy way to include Hopechange! on a T-shirt.
As for Rev. Wright, I’m just going to keep on laughing. He’s helping illustrate what most of us have known all along: Obama is nothing more than a package of pretty, empty words in a suit. Preach on, brotha!
April 28th, 2008 at 10:20 amI was listening to the radio this morning as I drove to work and one of the DJs played some of the speech (the part about music). And, then the ya-hoo said that if you ignore the stuff that came out first and just listen to what the good Rev. is saying now, you’ll see that he (Rev. Wright) just might be the next Martin Luther King…the man who will bridge the gap between the races. My brain almost exploded. Luckily, I had parked the car at that point and did not run my car into a ditch. I thought about calling in and then resigned myself to the pointlessness of that effort.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:26 amMaybe half and half, like Wright (and Obama), don’t learn with either side of their brain. That is why Wright keeps saying stupid things, and Obama cant think of anything to say except hope and change
April 28th, 2008 at 10:43 amWhat Jennifer said. The more “Rave-rend” Wright talks the more people start taking a second, skeptical look at Barack Obama. Wright is a racist, no different than any White man or woman who proudly declares his or her belief in caucasian superiority. Better yet, he’s mightilly pissed off to have been thrown under the bus by Obama. I don’t expect him to ever shut up, and he and the Ayers-Dohrns will be Obama’s undoing.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:20 amAlso, who was it that introduced Wright at the NAACP dinner? Sure looked an awful lot like Rev. T.D. Jakes, author and screenwrighter for “Woman, Thou Art Loosed”, and friend of Oprah.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:39 amHope you are feeling better, Rachel!Prayers up!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pmA little toothache makes you mean
April 28th, 2008 at 2:24 pmI notice that he talks about lovers of Mozart not liking “common meter”. I’m not a music professional, but I do know my way around an instrument, and Mozart and every other European composer also used 4/4 time. Maybe Wright should learn figure out what he’s saying before he gets all worked up.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pmPray tell why so many [commentors here included] persist in referring to this dickwad as “Rev”? I’m sure Rachel would vouch for my notion that most dogs operate closer to the “Mind of God” than old Motormouth. It’s just a travesty that this moron reaps so much ongoing press.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pmWhat does liking Mozart OR Jazz have to do with anything? What if you like both? Then what? I guess I’m screwed.
This guy is a Grade A Maroon and I love that he keeps flapping his mouth off. It just helps McCain.
I wonder if Hildabeast is cheering this guy on.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:18 pmI don’t care if TD Jakes did introduce him. Jakes is nothing like him and one serious preacher. I thought of him when Wright mentioned at the Press Club speech that if you dissed him, you dissed all black churches. No, some of them don’t have the same agenda at all. Look for more of Rev. Wright in the future as he sees money to be made off this for him.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:04 pm“I mean, when Sasha Cohen played his Ali G role, he convinced a number of people (in England) that he was actually black …”
What makes you so sure “Rev. Wright” isn’t just Sasha Cohen in a new role with different makeup?
April 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pmGood one, Raul.
I think what makes me sure that it’s NOT Mr. Cohen is the fact that the joke just ain’t funny.
Mind you, Rev. White IS A JOKE. Just not a funny one.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pmI understand that Rev. Wright will begin a speaking tour soon. Also, apparently there’s a book in the works. Nice. My only question is who gets thrown under the bus first, Wright by Obama, or Obama by Wright? Should provide for some interesting spectacle. Enjoy.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pmTonight Mark Levin played numerous clips of Wright’s rantings.
If you thought the AIDS conspiracy/God DAMN America! stuff was over the top, you ain’t heard nothing yet. The man is seriously deranged. I thought he was going to bust an artery.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:18 pmThe Reverend Wright says he was in the Marines for 6 years; therefore he’s a loyal American.
Well, Lee Harvey Oswald and Timothy McVeigh were also in the Marines. Loyal Americans? I think not.
Look at it another way: Reverend Wright says he’s a “man of God”. So were the molesting priests, adulterous preachers and polygamist church leaders.
Bottom line; be careful how you wish to be associated.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:48 am