This is the funniest election of all time.
Am I the only one who imagines this:
every time I hear or read about Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos”? I’ve always wondered how many South Park fans read my blog.
Meanwhile, Ace of Spades has a list of things the media has decided about Rev. Wright, including:
Obama’s 20 year political partnership with Wright may raise questions about his judgment, but it is wrongful for his political opponents to raise such questions in campaign ads. Some questions, it seems, are properly raised, but silently, in deep personal meditation, perhaps on an alpine hill while reading Rilke. Certainly we do not need to audibly ask questions about a presidential candidate. That’s just hurtful and corrosive of our political process, which relies, at its core, of utter trust in our political leaders without question.
It’s funny because it’s true. I’ve been watching some of the anchors and pundits talking about this and half the time it’s like watching SNL. Because they cannot possibly be serious with some of the shit they are saying, such as Obama has done the honorable thing and it’s time to move on from this “distraction”. LOL.
And lastly, I must link to that evil genius Iowahawk again. I can’t excerpt a clip and have it make any sense so you just need to go read it. You’ll laugh. You’re welcome.
I am a South Park fan, I get the reference, but I think of of Fight Club every time I hear “Operation Chaos”
“Remember the EPA says you can Recycle your used motor oil by using it to fertilize your lawn.”
April 30th, 2008 at 12:09 pmI am also a South Park fan, and I’m trying without success to keep from laughing at the mental image of Limbaugh as Professor Chaos.
But yeah, you know the Dems will nominate Obama because it’s “fair”, right? Even though he is one of the worst pieces of political trash to float down the river in decades.
gak.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pmButters makes me happy. He’s such a sweet soul amid the craziness, but look out for Professor Chaos and his minion, General Disarray. Bwah hahahaha! South Park is the best show ever. There. I said it.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pmWhy lookee there, that quote could’ve come straight from McCain’s mealy mouth. One of John McCain’s finest hours in this never-ending election of horror has been his insistence that we (meaning Conservatives and/or Republicans) have NO RIGHT to bring any of these issues up while HE’S running for President. Fuckin’ douchebag.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pmI’m with PaleoMedic: South Park is the best show ever. I do like Butters and Professor Chaos is fine, but it’s not as good as his role as Gollum in the Lord of the Rings episode.
The preciousss. Givesss it to usss.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:30 pmGod I love south park. I said something about Eric Cartman to my sister the other day and she didn’t know who he is! She did inform me though that she is currently watching Seinfeld for the first time.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pmIt’s like she an illiterate caveman or something. Which I’m totally going to raz her about cus she went to Yale. What good is all that edjamacation if you don’t know about Professor Chaos? Her life is empty!
I haven’t paid attention to Rush for several years. I got tired of the bloated ego. I am a South Park fan to be sure but whenever I hear CAPTAIN……. I have to finish with CAVEMAN!!!!! Color me weird, Hannah Barbera has melted my brain.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:04 pmI want Matt Stone & Trey Parker to be my presidential candidates. I hear more sane social and political ideas come from their minds at the summation of an episode than I could see in weeks of real political commentary.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:13 pmSorry, this is OT, but there’s no daily dog post yet…
If you like “Stuff on My Cat,” check this out.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:16 pmLOVE South Park. Love it. After all, it gave us the term South Park Republican, which I think describes a lot of us.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pmOooo, put cat ears on Sunny.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pmI’ve always wanted a stylish red, white and blue bumper sticker that reads “Marsh/Broflovsky in 2012.”
And I agree with dfwmtx. Matt and Trey are the most unlikely sages of our time, and are so consistently ahead of everyone else in the public eye that it’s a little frightening.
One of the funniest scenes ever, was when Jimmy was passing a message to Wendy from Stan, who wanted her to know that she is “a continual inspiration.” Listening to Jimmy stammer his way over the word “continual” had me laughing till my cheeks ached. “Stan thinks you’re a c*nt..eh, a c*nt..eep, a, a c*nt…ebbety…” Naturally she walks away in disgust.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pmThis last season I thought started out weak. But when they got to “cheesing” they were right back into it.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:32 pmLove South Park, but it’s really been up & down lately. More Butters & Cartman; those two together never fail. My favorite episode is the one where they toilet paper the teachers house & Cartman decides he has to kill Kyle to keep everyone quiet.
I’m with Chris_RC; Operation Chaos made me think Fight Club, too…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pmSouth Park makes me laugh.
As for Obama, well, I knew that eventually we’d be told to MoveOn from the Wright imbroglio and I knew that McCain would be dick enough to lecture us on the evils of negative campaigning. Sadly, it’s not like I needed a crystal ball to make either of those predictions because the MSM is in the tank for Obama and McCain is a self-righteous prick.
I hate this election cycle more than any in my lifetime. And as much as I despise Maverick, the fawning, sychophantic adoration that Obama supporters have for their Lord and Savior is downright creepy. I don’t know what those dimwits will do when Obama doesn’t lead them into the land of milk and honey. Truthfully, I’d have thought that since St. Nancy’s Age of Freedom from Want had arrived that the Obamamessiah would be unnessary. Guess I was wrong.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pmThe best this year is Butters doing the “What What, In the Butt” bit.
Thanks for the link, woman.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:07 pmThere are ten seasons of South Park on our DVD shelves. I probably couldn’t narrow down a list of my ten favorites without several hours and maybe some graph paper.
Also, we randomly yell things like “MY SHITTY WALL!!!!” and “NO KITTY THAT’S MY POT PIE!” at each other.
So I guess we’re fans.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:30 pmI am totally with you on the South Park thing.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:42 pmAnd I am absolutely loving this election. Watching the Obamessiah self destruct is damn fine entertainment.
That’s our favorite quote as well — along with “I was told there’d be punch and pie” AND of course the classic “Respect my A-THOR-itye”
April 30th, 2008 at 3:52 pmOne Cartman quote I use, almost to excess, if you ask my wife, is “Screw you guys…goin’ home.” Complete with finger pointing.
Too many gems to list…
April 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm“That’s just hurtful and corrosive of our political process, which relies, at its core, of utter trust in our political leaders without question.”
So, how does this quote square with the whole BusHitler campaign by the left? Oh, I GET it! It just depends on WHO is getting laid waste! If it’s the Obamassiah, then its hurtful and corrosive. If it’s BusHitler, then it’s OK! Well, I’m certainly glad THAT is cleared up! Mud is looking clearer and clearer Allah time!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pmDoes anyone else ever find themselves singing Chef’s ‘Chocolate Salty Balls’ song?
or
‘You can see your breath hanging in the air/You see homeless people but you just don’t care’
or, the best one (from Team America)
‘And now, now you’ve gone away/And all I’m trying to say is/Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you’
(OT: Pearl Harbor really did suck. And they had that way cool ‘camera falling with the bomb’ shot in the trailer. Should have sued for false advertising.)
April 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pmuhmmm … South Park? I probably would have enjoyed that before puberty … now, not so much. Probably something to do with the tons of horseshit the horses produce making doodoo jokes much less funny …
April 30th, 2008 at 5:48 pmOh I don’t know about that.
I’m no fan of McCain, but you must admit this new strategy he’s stumbled onto seems to be a winner.
1. A Republican group runs an ad that attacks Obama.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:19 pm2. The media draws greater attention to the ad by rushing over to McCain’s campaign office to find out his thoughts.
3. McCain denounces the ad, simultaneously drawing even more attention to the ad and portraying himself as above petty politics.
4. Repeat…
My personal favorite South Park songs are: “Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch” and “America, Fuck Yeah!”
Oddly enough, it’s my parents’ fault that I watch South Park. When it first came out they heard it was funny and rented a couple of video tapes. My dad’s been hooked ever since. They even bought the South Park Christmas album including such classic Christmas songs as: “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas”, “Christmastime in Hell”, “Carol of the Bells” as sung by Mr. Mackey, “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel”, and “Oh, Tannenbaum” as sung by Hitler. Unfortunately, if you are looking for the Santa/Jesus duet it isn’t on the album and is a royal pain in the ass to find. If anybody wants it, I do happen to have it. Just post a note and let me know.
Edit: I’m aware “America, Fuck Yeah” was never on SP, but since it comes from the minds of Trey and Matt I tend to lump them all together.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI replaced my Windows shut down sound with a wav file of Cartman spouting: Okay, that does it. Screw you guys–I’m going home.
Whenever the dogs hear that, they know it’s time for bed.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:54 pmI’m still looking forward to the rumble in Denver. If O is going to win the nomination, he’ll have to pry the last Super Delegate from Shrillary’s cold dead hands. OTH, if Shrillary sucker punches O and takes the nom there is going to be a real shitstorm in the Democratic Party.
Stock up on popcorn and beer because the real show is just getting started.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:57 amWhat we need is a montage…
May 1st, 2008 at 10:33 amMe too, but I was at work so I could never really hear it. Maybe I can use “He’s cheesed out of his mind!”
May 1st, 2008 at 1:34 pmNo matter what, there’s going to be riots in Denver. The really dangerous lefties have been organizing for months. “Re-create ‘68″ is on all their posters. They don’t care who gets the nom — they want to destroy things and burn them.
Real people are going to get hurt. I find Obama’s destruction amusing, but I don’t relish the damage the Democrats are going to do to my beautiful city.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:00 pmCount me among the massive South Park fans. I’d assume there are may of us.
Did you know they have every South Park online for free at www.southparkstudios.com?
Tight.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:08 pm