Oh fer crissakes, stop apologizing.
UPDATED
When was the last time you came across a headline featuring the phrase “Muslims Outraged”? A whole five minutes ago? Slacker. Here’s another one, and it’s not a joke no matter how funny it is:
Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman’s hat
A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman’s hat advertising a Scottish police force’s new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims.
…The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.
…A spokesman for Tayside Police said…’We did not seek advice from the force’s diversity adviser prior to publishing and distributing the postcards. That was an oversight and we apologise for any offence caused.’
Hoping to outrage some Muslims myself, here’s the hurtfully insensitive and inappropriate image in question:
Yes. Someone in an official capacity APOLOGIZED for this, in a Western, supposedly Christian country. Beautiful. Way to keep the pain coming, morons.
Dear Britain: the more you apologize for stupid shit like this, the more you will be apologizing in the future for ever more innocuous “offenses.” You will never be done with it, you will never be able to satisfy these people until you utterly BEND TO THEIR WILL, and you will apologize yourselves right into cultural oblivion as Islam slowly but very, very surely mows you down with its “outrage” and your proclivity to be doormats. Very impressive. Your dead and dying grandfathers and grandmothers, who stood up to the last set of fascist assholes when most of your neighbors didn’t - they must be so proud.
Honestly, it’s really easy. This is what you say: “Tough shit. This is Britain not Iran. Now go fuck yourselves.”
Meanwhile, I need a new category label to document the relentless unabated crushing of Britain under the hypersensitive boot of Islam. Maybe something like How to Submit Like a Good Infidel to Spoiled Little Titty-Baby Assholes.
Heh. Kathy Shaidle:
If your religion thinks dogs are unclean, your religion is fucking retarded.
UPDATE: Apparently, now the story is that no Muslims were “outraged.” Whatever. They’re still fucking retarded.
I keep trying to write something coherent about this, but it always comes out like a bad case of Tourette’s.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:50 pmRight on Rachel!!
I’m offended that they are offended. They should apologize and come kiss my dogs A$$. I’m so sick of their crap.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:54 pmoh, i dunno. i kinda doubt they’re apologizing because they’re “stupid”. the people who flock to government positions - good little control freaks that they are - all came from good schools. can’t work for *any* government *any*where without a college degree, can ya? the CV’s of the folks at the top of the gummint food chain are inevitably sprinkled with all the good schools: oxford, cambridge, harvard …
even though those schools ain’t what they once were, they remain the pinnacle of skoolin’, *and they don’t let “stupid” people in*.
so, if they’re doin’ stupid shit like this, and *they’re probably not stupid*, whydaya suppose they’re doing that? might they be following some sort of….plan?? if they are, can we then assume they have the best interests of their country in mind? or are they working towards another goal?
July 1st, 2008 at 4:58 pmWhat the hell is the matter with the Brits? Churchill must be spinning like an effing lathe.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pmActually, a combination of barking and swearing would probably be the most appropriate response!
The Brits are only slightly behind the Continent in their spiraling descent into Dhimmitude (and we’re next)!
July 1st, 2008 at 5:01 pmUgh. The very fact that the Dundee police force has a “diversity adviser” is proof of a hole in the hull.
I love it. If they want to play who-is-unclean, how about this: In many Islamic parts of the world, people who can’t figure out how to build a decent car or even a bicycle have no problem planting their nether parts on flea-bitten camels, and squatting to defecate instead of building proper plumbing.
Bigoted? Stereotypical? I don’t care. It is meant to be insulting. But listen up: No one has the right to be unoffended.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pmI’m soooooo glad that things are getting a bit tougher here, and are perceived to be so.
Yes, we therefore risk having a fake savior elected.
But at the same time, there’s nothing like being flayed alive to focus your attention on yourself. [Borrowing from Mark de Twain, Innocents Abroad)
And Obie’s policies—higher taxes for projects and persons we know don’t deserve it; sucking up to tyrants who want us dead; refusing to drill; bloviating rhetoric that will seem more and more absurd as conditions worsen—will have the desirable result of making us, finally, real pissed off at muzzy whining about what Americans do, and making demands that weaken our culture and insinuate sharia into our lives, while we pay the price (increasing weakness) of trying to appease them.
“Hey! F%$k you and the camel you rode in on!” will become the more frequent response.
Islamo charter schools will be targeted for demonstrations—as they (being public schools) are paid for by our taxes.
I look forward to the day when muzzy leaders and government/media apologists are set on fire—in effigy, of course.
Perhaps 14 Karat can make a cool poster out of this—whatever it is.
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Boy, this photo shop stuff is tough work!
But the result is worth it.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:07 pmNote to self: during reconquest of Brittanistan/Londonibad, proceed to RSPCA shelters, liberate fellow K-9 heretics, and let them run loose in Muslim-held territories. Make sure bacon bombardment begins just before the hounds are released Do so to compliment combined air/sea pig assault.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:07 pmAnyone who is offended by puppies is buggered-up in the head, and can kiss my ass.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pmAssholes. Assholes.
How many times can I say it?
July 1st, 2008 at 5:23 pmTell you what, we’ll stop having dogs on the police force when you f*#kers stop slaughtering goats!
I am sick of this constant need to accommodate their “culture.” What’s next? No more SI Swimsuit Edition?
July 1st, 2008 at 5:33 pmHow dare you say such a culturally insensitive, thing - I’m offended.
Did I get that right?
July 1st, 2008 at 5:35 pmDogs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Even more than beer.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:35 pmThe worst part is, I don’t think any Muslims really complained! This “preemptive” apologizing is even worse than actually apologizing - because it starts telling people who wouldn’t have otherwise been offended, ‘You should be offended by this, so I apologize.’
Also, I’ve always found it weird that Islam would try to denigrate an animal that is so amazingly useful to mankind.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
July 1st, 2008 at 5:36 pmShitbaskets, Jim!
July 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pmI was working on one with Sunny moaning “ohhh mohawmad …”
You win this round ; >)
Dammit!
Hey Jim, thanks for making me spit beer on my keyboard. Unclean! Unclean!
July 1st, 2008 at 6:10 pm
July 1st, 2008 at 6:11 pmGotta be quick to pick the low-hanging cherries, 14K. It’s that time zone you live in–everything happens 2-3 hours later.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:11 pmYou know that’s probably triply offensive. They are dogs. They’re likely having sex in a position muslims would find unclean. And they’re both girls, so it homosexual. Three for One!
July 1st, 2008 at 6:11 pmSo my question is, how long is it until people are not allowed to own dogs? Because if a picture hanging up on a wall is offensive, certainly a live one going for a walk has got to be cause for jihad.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:24 pmIt seems that it should be news if Muslims don’t get their thongs in a knot over something.
Western civilization still exists–Muslims yawn.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:26 pmFine. Then the police won’t respond when your store is being robbed.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:31 pmWell, feel free to join me in sending Counsilor Mohammad Asif, quoted in the article, an email and tell him how you feel:
mohammed.asif-at-dundeecity.gov.uk
July 1st, 2008 at 6:41 pmOh Jesus Christ, I’ve heard it all now. A puppy offends someone? A PUPPY??
This religion is seriously fucked up.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pmBye bye Britain. That whole William Wallace “
July 1st, 2008 at 6:48 pmFreedom!” thing? Well scratch that. Hope you enjoyed it before you threw it away.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pmExcept they don’t have the spine to stand up to the Islamists. They’re apologizing for failing to consult their “diversity adviser!”
Creeping Sharia succeeds where it is allowed to succeed by institutionalized political correctness. The Muslims have only as much power as the Brits have been willing to cede — which, unfortunately, turns out to be quite a bit!
So blaming the Muslim whiners is akin to complaining about ants at a picnic.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pmActually, in England, I believe the proper term is “Sod off.”
July 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pmPeople, come on. Have a little compassion, tolerance.
Anyone is who was offended by the advert is most cordially invited to my house…where my dogs will bite your ass.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:10 pmFor Allah’s sake, if you’re that offended by dogs, just boycott that number!
Bwa ha ha.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:35 pmSweet and sour Christ, where was all of this got-dayum “Muslim outrage” over 9/11? Or were the terrorist attacks acceptable, while having to look at a picture of a puppy is not?
July 1st, 2008 at 7:56 pmDid you know that, being Canadian, I could actually get fined thousands of dollars just for writing that post?
Good thing I don’t give a shit!
July 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pmI reached my limit on Britain’s prone fighting position back when they outlawed piggy banks because Muslims were offended. This latest does not surprise me.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:23 pmMy dog farts in their general direction.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
July 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pmWe really need to give the world’s armies of professionally offended people a giant “fuck you” every time they act up.
In this case, I would change all British currency to feature the Queen holding a puppy. Let’s see how deep their principles run when there’s cash involved.
Scumbags. You know what’s ritually unclean? A religion that celebrates death.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:55 pmWehl, I apologith too, Mitheth Garrithon. Pleath take advantage of my snith.
Any culture that can’t use a proper “Z” is doomed to proferring an apology. You know, as in Cesar Milan, “ZZZZZT” “ZZTT”
July 1st, 2008 at 8:56 pmCartman: God dammit! I am not a dog!
Count me in.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:18 pmAnd they think they’re so manly. Pffft.
In the late 19th/early 20th century there was baseball player named Rube Waddell. He was a great left-handed pitcher but the opposing team could distract him on the mound by holding up puppies or shiny objects. It is regarded as highly possible that he was retarded.
He was merely distracted by a puppy. Apparently it’s possible to double down on that and be offended by a puppy.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:20 pmFunny,
Barack Obama is going to be elected because everyone is disgusted that GW took the war to these insane people.
5 years from now, GW will be the biggest fucking hero of all time. People will remember his as the last President that wasn’t a pussy.
Mark my words.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:42 pmCan I get a fatwa against me if I post a picture of my dog licking my face… while her ass is sitting on my pillow?
July 1st, 2008 at 9:55 pmOne of those synchronistic things you find on the Innertubes…
July 1st, 2008 at 9:56 pm(i hope i can make this work)
Damn good thing! You, Levant, Steyn, et al: Please, keep it up — we need your Human Rights Commissions to implode before Obama manages to set up an American version — gagh!
Although, given the American left’s dogged devotion to the idea of socialized medicine — despite the condemnation of Canada’s system by its chief architect! — I’m not sure even the stunningly evil example of the CHRC’s treatment of you all will do the trick.
They can’t (or won’t?) see the connection between their precious ‘hate speech’ legislation and dhimmitude — it’s still a ‘good thing’ when they do it!
Now there’s a thought — perhaps HRM’s affection for her Corgyn will win the day!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:22 pm
July 1st, 2008 at 10:38 pmBWAHAHAA!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pmNow would be the time to ask:
Has anyone ever seen the Obamanation petting a dog? Or even in the near vicinity of one?
Because the answer to that question would tell me oh, so much.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pmReverse that and you can POSITIVELY get one! : )
July 1st, 2008 at 11:06 pmCan someone PLEEEEEZ turn that bin Laden photo into an animated .gif of poochie humping his hairy face? PLEEEEZ???? Call it a belated b’day present for me…DO IT NOW!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:29 pmNow, I’m really fricking scared.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:41 pmDammit.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:55 pmNo wonder people of the Islamic faith are so angry and always killing people. They have to spend all day being offended by the tiniest thing. *sigh* Some people need to get a sense of humor.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:49 amI’m deeply ashamed to be British right now. I’d already decided to leave for the US but this kind of thing means that I’m not going to look back. Not even once.
It’s at this point that I remember that essay called “Tribes” by Bill Whittle. Well, I’ve chosen mine, and it’s not the one that apologises to people who are offended at the sight of a fucking PUPPY.
I need to go for a lie down now…
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 amYeah, let’s hurry right out there and cast our vote so the muslim can get his kids a dog. That “don’t have time for a dog but will get one after the election” card is so strategically played it’s scary.
I found these all over. What I DIDN’T find was a SINGLE picture of him playing with or even petting a dog.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 amI wonder how much it would cost me to box up my two dogs’ (a 13-year-old Basset Hound and a 100lb mutt) poop and mail it to King Fud in Saudi Arabia every week? Hhhhmmmm…I’ll have to look into that.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 amWhat I would give to see Triumph the Insult Comic Dog do this sort of interview with Outraged Muslims.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 am“Here you go girls. Here is your dog…soup, your doggie cutlet, and puppy sweetbreads. Now never ask the new Padishah Emperor for another pet that is not multi-use and more than a little sexy, like a camel. Ooh, now I’ve done…MICHELLE I NEED TO MEET YOU IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM RIGHT NOW!!!”
Everyone has to start walking their dogs very late at night. You know whose lawns you need to stop at without the scooper. And have other people started using ‘dogma’ in all their Muslim discussions rather than beliefs, tenets, etc. It is a great word even without the extra oomph it has right now. Have you ever asked a Muslim if they do it doggie style with their camel?
Did anyone else get a concussion from being hit by the irony where the UK has a group of people that get action and an apology from being offended by a puppy as a law enforcement mascot, but see nothing wrong with and get no action against holding a rally where signs read “Hey UK, your 9/11 is on its way”?
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 amMont, you totally nailed it.
Muzzies are unfit to tongue wash my dog’s ball sack.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 amWhat did anyone expect from Scotland - there’s an entire breed of dog NAMED after the country! Or why did those doofi think a puppy was on the police placard in the first place?
It’s a SCOTTIE DOG you nitwitted death cultists.
I kind of prefer Mont’s photoshop, however. Or maybe a full-grown Scottie hunting and killing a rat, which is what they’re bred to do.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:51 am“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”
I thank God every day for the guys that got us out of that chickenshit outfit.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 amfuck them.After serving three combat tours in the middle east,I’ve seen just how fucking nasty THEY are
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pmI am offended by the postcard — but it’s the phone that offends me, not the dog. Are the Tayside police really still using rotary-dial telephones from the 1970s? Harvest Gold rotary-dial telephones?
Thank God that can’t happen here in the U.S. The colors Avocado and Harvest Gold were banned shortly after Reagan took office, and I think we can all agree that we are better off as a result.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pmQ: How many outraged Muslims can dance on the head of a pin?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:47 pmA: Dance? DANCE?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!
Of course they don’t like dogs. Dogs are loyal, courageous and protect the family.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pmAnd the dogs know they’re not being treated right, here’s proof:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJpP3AtbrcQ
Like him or not, Obama is NOT a muslim.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 amLate, but had to be done!
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 amWell as far as we know about him he is not publicly a Muslim. BUT he is far far worse. He is a Politician AND a Socialist. I guess to say he is also a liberal is kind of redundant as that is pretty much included with Socialist. One needs to remember that for a presidential hopeful the public knows precious little about the real man.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:32 amI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Islam. Fuck Muhammad. Fuck the Muslims. I don’t even consider them a religion. They are plain and simple. They are nothing but a Cult of Hate and they want to spread that hate throughout the entire world.
I say we give the entire Middle East a one week notice. One week from tomorrow we will bomb every square fucking mile of the Middle East (with the exception of Israel) until it is nothing but a nuclear wasteland that will be unlivable for the next million years or so.
Fucking pieces of shit. I’m damn sick and tired of Islam and their Cult of Hate.
Joe
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:35 pmFuck Islam!
mugsy and molly would not be offended if the muslims wore their diapers wrapped around their necks(really tight) instead of on their heads, the dirty rotten cry babies. These two nice little dogs say PISS ON THE MUSLIMS!!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 pmWould any of my British friends please assure me that the spirit that broke the Armada, held the squares at Waterloo and Rorke’s Drift, and turned back the Luftwaffe still exists SOMEWHERE in the ol’ mother country?
July 4th, 2008 at 8:27 amObviously, everybody in the UK should get a dog. Maybe two. Take them everywhere. Take them to work. Take them to school.
Let the fun begin.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:14 amLate to the game here, but very important news. The dog has a blog!. Everyone must support him! At: http://www.taysidepolice.uk/dog
July 6th, 2008 at 6:31 amHere Britain, try this:
http://www.danishmuhammedcartoons.com/Apology.html
July 6th, 2008 at 7:02 pmAs much fun as this all is, we’re preaching to the choir here. Just make sure you make it clear to your local candidates in the next election you don’t want Canada to commit cultural suicide like the Brits seem intent on doing, and you’re only going to support candidates who stand up to all the whiny, perpetually-offended political opportunists looking for special treatment.
July 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pmSpeaking of tourettes sounding comments. Here is a chuckle for you.
I love dogs. I love them more now that I know they outrage those Islamic Loons.
I have a cat. I kiss her all the time right on the head between her devilish vulcan ears.
I hope that makes them outraged too.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:32 pmOrdinary Muslims are probably not outraged by the picture of the cute puppy. Islamist agitators working for Hizb ut Tahrir or some other organization (usually hiding behind some innocuous name) are probably behind the so-called outrage. For details on how this works, you might try reading The Islamist, a short book by Ed Husein, a British born Muslim who was caught up in Islamofacism for several years.
September 5th, 2008 at 9:42 pm