Age: 36, a magical number.

Location: Don’t mess with Texas.

Occupation: Nuclear radiology medical transcription, which is a fancy way of saying I type up PET/CT and MRI reports from the comfort of my own home in the comfort of my own jammies.

Domestic status: Living in sweet sin with my boyfriend, “Rupert”. Except that he’s an Army Captain and is leaving at the end of March 2008 for Baghdad, for a year. So I’ll be living in sweet sin with only my two dogs, Sunny (clinically obese Rhodesian Ridgeback) and Maggie (clinically adorable well-mixed herder). They want to kill and eat cats, squirrels, possums, various other critters, the neighborhood dogs, and shifty-looking humans.

Education: Useless bachelor’s degree, but I did graduate magna cum laude. Take that.

Hobbies: Taking pictures of my dogs in humiliating outfits, bloggin’, and taking over the world.

Guns: Several.

Level of international importance and influence: Extremely high. Up there with the Pope.