Half of you have probably never heard of her, but this is “Hollywood starlet” Jessica Alba and the father of the baby she’s pregnant with (if you’re hip to the jive, that would be her Baby-Daddy):

Via Michelle Malkin, here are two quotes from Jessica’s latest interview for the cover of Latina magazine:
On being accepted for […]

Remember the 5-request rule? Well 6 people have asked me to write something about a pompous celebrity, so after making sure there were no new Steven Weber posts on HuffPo, I headed over to Rosie O’Donnell’s blog to see what I could rustle up. This is the sort of…uhhhh…prose that draws vast hordes […]

My disdain for actor/metaphor-humper Steven Weber is well-documented here, here, and here.
Here’s his latest. I do not advise you to click on that link, because I’m 100% certain that nothing you read there will make any more sense than the distillation of it I’m about to give you. Trust me. […]

I just wanted you all to know the Extremely Important Breaking Updated News that Britney Spears’ little sister, who is 16 years old, is pregnant. That’s right, you heard me. 16 and preggers. Classiness runs strong in that family and you know it.

UPDATE, Wednesday morning: In the mood to stoke the […]

It may be irrational, superficial, and misplaced, but GAWD, I loathe Steven Weber (the guy from “Wings”, who blogs at HuffPo). I would pay a hundred bucks for the opportunity to meet him in person and explain to him how he’s the most pompous douchebag on the ENTIRE INTERNET.
And that was before […]

There once was a boy named Michael, a cute little black boy who could sing and dance real nice with his brothers. Then his whole freak family got freaky but Michael was the biggest, whitest freak of them all. Nowadays, he looks less appealing than the mummy of Tutankhamen. Seriously, have you […]

Rosie O’Donnell at some comedy thing on Saturday night, talking about a phone call she had with Bill Clinton five years ago, when she was just so mad! at him:
“And I said, ‘You know, listen, here’s the deal, dude. I’ve been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and […]

If you’ve ever wondered who The Most Pompous Ass To Ever Act On A Crappy Sitcom was, I’ve got your answer right here. Every time I see a Steven Weber (the guy from ‘Wings’) blurb over on HuffPo, I almost break my mouse in my rush to click on it and and eat it […]

In case you missed it, David Letterman came thisclose to making Paris Hilton cry the other day by asking relentless questions about her criminal history and time in jail, which is something that makes the whole world happy. Granted, he’s messing with a functionally retarded vegetable-brain but it’s still funny to watch her squirm. […]

Sally Field won an Emmy last night and said dumb things:
“At the heart of [her character] Nora Walker, she is a mother,” Field said. “May they be seen, may their work be valued and raised, and to especially the mothers who stand with an open heart and wait – wait for their children to come […]

Britney Spears launched her big “comeback” the other night on MTV (yet another one of their lame awards shows), and it was very, very bad. Bad so bad it makes Baby Jesus cry. She was drunk and/or medicated, utterly uninterested in appearing to give even a tiny little atom’s worth of a shit. […]

Money can’t buy happiness. Or class, or brains, or dignity. I know it’s wrong and a little bit hateful of me to post this picture, but I’ve been making lots of you mad with my posts lately so why stop now? I give you Britney Spears, multimillionaire and mother to two poor […]

If you’ve never read Rosie O’Donnell’s blog, you probably don’t want to start now, but too bad. The voices in my head are telling me I’ve been too kind lately; I don’t do bad things to my readers often enough. Look at it this way: reading the following will remind you that you have […]

If this story is true, I think I am in love with a 79-year-old man.
PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.
Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter’s wild behaviour - notably when […]

I somehow ended up at the Huffington Post and noticed the [cough] “essays” by celebrities, which are all truly hilarious, but this one by that wanker from “Wings” really captivated me. Here, let him explain things to you ever so condescendingly, the way only D-list Hollywood actor with too much time on his hands […]