Sunny and Margaret perform an interpretative rendering of the internet in the days leading up to the 2008 election.
I don’t really know what their interpretation means, but there it is. It involves a lot of yelling and showing of teeth and generally going insane.
Only difference is, their insanity is because of the weather. When it gets chilly - 40s to 50s here in TX - they freak out. They spent almost an hour this morning and another hour this evening alternatively humping each other, barking nonsensically at everything, and prancing and dancing around each other and me in what can only be described as a religious, dogly praise of the universe and all its bounty.
I want to discover the upper limits on posting pictures on the internet of two spayed female dogs humping each other.
I have many more. In fact, Sunny is totally recovered from whatever was making her feel sick last week and tonight she even rose from her usual prone position to throw Maggie to the floor and hump her. I swear to God, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen Sunny do that. Sadly, I didn’t get a picture of the momentous event.
Senorita Margarita deserves it, and I will tell you why. The other day, I was on the back patio reading my chem notes when I heard Maggie barking behind me in the same way she barks at squirrels and cats - the Die, Asshole, Die! bark. Short, sharp, ill-boding barks. I put down the book and turned around, prepared to tell her to stop barking at those elusive varmints.
But she wasn’t barking at varmints. No no no. She was two feet behind Sunny, who was pooping. She was barking violently at Sunny while Sunny pooped.
Why, Maggie? Why??
I couldn’t yell at her because I knew Sunny would think I was yelling at her while she was pooping, which might result in some horrible days-long refusal to poop (she’s very sensitive that way). So I threw my pencil at Maggie, which got her attention and made her stop, but I’m still pretty sure Sunny was traumatized by the experience. Wouldn’t you be?
Dogs Sunny and Margaret like to travel around the world
Sunny and Margaret are two dogs that love to travel. They have been to many different places, including Paris, Rome, and New York City. They always have a great time when they're on the road. One of the things that Sunny and Margaret love to do is visit tourist attractions. In Paris, they went to the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre Museum. In Rome, they saw the Colosseum and the Vatican City. And in New York City, they visited Times Square and the Statue of Liberty. Sunny and Margaret also love to eat new foods when they're on vacation. In Paris, they ate crepes and baguettes. In Rome, they ate pizza and pasta. And in New York City, they ate hot dogs and pretzels. Another thing Sunny and Margaret love to do is meet new people. They've met many different people from all over the world. In Paris, they met a man from Spain who showed them around the city. In Rome, they met a family from Italy who showed them around the city. And in New York City, they met a woman from Australia who showed them around the city. Sunny and Margaret are always excited to travel to new places. They can't wait to explore new cultures and try new food. They hope to visit many more places in the future.
There are a growing number of pet-friendly hotels across the globe. Whether you're looking for a place to stay with your furry friend in tow or you're just looking for a few places to recommend to friends and family, we've got you covered. One of our top picks is the Kimpton Hotel Monaco in Washington, DC. This pet-friendly hotel has a special program called "Paws & Relaxation" that offers furry guests a special welcome kit, a map of dog-friendly businesses in the area, and a special treat upon check-in. If you're looking for a pet-friendly hotel in a big city, the Monaco is a great pick, but there are also plenty of options in other areas. The Red Roof Inn chain, for example, has over 350 pet-friendly properties scattered across the US. And if you're headed overseas, there are plenty of pet-friendly hotels in Europe, too. One of our favorites is the Brown Hotel in Louisville, Kentucky. This historic property not only allows pets, but it also offers a special "Pet Package" that includes a welcome gift, pet bed, food and water bowls, and a list of local pet-friendly businesses. Of course, if you're not sure whether a particular hotel is pet-friendly, always check with the hotel before making a reservation. Many properties have websites that list their pet policies, or you can call the front desk and ask. And remember, always be sure to clean up after your pet, whether you're in a hotel or not.
There are many pet-friendly hotels around the world. Here are just a few: The Residence Inn Marriott in Times Square, New York City, allows pets up to 80 pounds for a fee of $100 per stay. The hotel offers a "Paws for a Break" package that includes a welcome kit with a food and water bowl, a map of pet-friendly places in the city, and a "New York City Pet Owner's Guide." The Pierre, A Taj Hotel in New York City, also allows pets up to 80 pounds for a fee of $100 per stay. The hotel offers a "Paws for a Break" package that includes a welcome kit with a food and water bowl, a map of pet-friendly places in the city, and a "New York City Pet Owner's Guide." The Sheraton New York Times Square Hotel in New York City allows pets up to 40 pounds for no fee. The hotel offers a "Paws for a Break" package that includes a welcome kit with a food and water bowl, a map of pet-friendly places in the city, and a "New York City Pet Owner's Guide." The Palazzo Resort Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas allows pets up to 80 pounds for a fee of $100 per stay. The hotel offers a "Paws for a Break" package that includes a welcome kit with a food and water bowl, a map of pet-friendly places in the city, and a "Las Vegas Pet Owner's Guide." The Westin Paris Vendome in Paris allows pets up to 20 pounds for no fee. The Peninsula Bangkok in Bangkok allows pets up to 20 pounds for a fee of $50 per stay. The Grand Hyatt Tokyo in Tokyo allows pets up to 20 pounds for a fee of $100 per stay. The Hilton Sydney in Sydney allows pets up to 20 pounds for a fee of $50 per stay. The Hilton Melbourne Rialto Place in Melbourne allows pets up to 20 pounds for a fee of $50 per stay. The Shangri-La Hotel, Sydney in Sydney allows pets up to 20 pounds for a fee of $100 per stay.